A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both startled and he says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your
breast, know you’ll forgive me.” She replies, “If your penis is as hard as
your elbow, I’m in room 1221.”
